Knock Knock Jokes For Every Occasion
Knock knock jokes. A classic form of comedy that has withstood the test of time. Knock knock jokes can be witty, silly, groan-inducing, or even weirdly romantic. While you might not see some of the top comedians on Netflix telling knock knock jokes you may find having some of these in your back pocket for a quick laugh is always a good strategy to break the ice.
Best of all, with knock knock jokes, there’s not much to memorize. The jokes follow a simple structure where only the last two lines ever change. Once you can tell one knock knock joke, then you can tell them all!
Ready to learn a few jokes?
Let’s dive in!
Romantic Knock Knock Jokes
You probably never dreamed of telling a romantic knock knock joke, did you? While these jokes aren’t going to make your crush suddenly fall in love with you they might get them to crack a smile, and everyone knows a smile is a fast lane to someone’s heart. You may have to say some of these out loud before they make sense.
Heartwarming:
The kiss:
How are you?:
Eye Rolling Knock-Knock Jokes
The One About the Cow:
The One About the Owl:
Another Cow Joke:
The sad one:
Candice comes to visit:
Goat:
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The Unique Jokes You Haven’t Heard
The thing with knock knock jokes is that there are a lot that get reused over and over again. Chances are someone has heard some of the jokes above.
If you really want to blow their socks off with a knock knock joke then try one of these more unique ones below. You will get a laugh and introduce someone to a classic new knock knock joke that they can tell their friends.
Moving On:
Don’t waste my time:
Hip-hop jokes:
You can then sing “Ridin Dirty” by Chamillionaire as long as you feel comfortable.
Grammar is important:
The more you can condescendingly emphasize this punchline, the better.
Idaho:
Change Up the Format
Knock knock jokes usually follow a typical format, but there are some that deviate from the usual style. These jokes are great for catching people off guard and putting a unique twist on the typical knock knock joke.
You will keep people on their toes with these jokes.
Flip the script:
This is the part where they stare at you until they realize what you have done.
Two in one:
This is the part where they stare at you until they realize what you have done.
Finish Your Own Jokes
Fruit Salad:
Control Freak:
Try Creating Your Own
If you enjoyed those jokes then try sitting down and writing some of your knock knock jokes. The style is simple to emulate and, who knows, you could create the next classic knock knock joke that gets told for years to come.
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