500 Knock-Knock Jokes to Open the Door to Fun
Knock-knock jokes are the snack-size candy bars of comedy quick, sweet, and impossible to stop at just one. This mega-list mixes simple, kid-ready giggles with clever twists grownups will grin at too. Door? Knocked. Laughs? Incoming!
Knock Knock Jokes Clean, Funny and Family Friendly
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in—it’s cold out here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the snacks—you bring the jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another joke? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
I scream when the Wi-Fi drops! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police—open up! (Just kidding.) -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us—open it! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can pun better! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use pretending—you love these jokes. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for more laughs. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door already? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio or not, here I come! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and your sense of humor! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up—I’m on a roll! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s joke o’clock! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-lieve me, this is funny. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me—I’m ahead of the punchline. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hear another one? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone—I’m laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just a joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin Case.
Justin Case who?
Justin case you needed a laugh. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No—YOU’RE a poo! (Classic kid one.) -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce wrap.
Lettuce wrap who?
Lettuce wrap this up with giggles. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
T-Rex.
T-Rex who?
T-Rexcellent timing—open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie body.
Annie body who?
Annie body home? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go “beep beep,” door go “click click!” -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?
Nanna your business—just kidding, let me in. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup the courage and open the door. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowball.
Snowball who?
Snowball’s chance I’m leaving without laughing. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oven.
Oven who?
Oven you got any snacks? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya-rr.
Ya-rr who?
Pirate search engine—Ya-rrr who? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy what you did there. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio Gaga.
Radio Gaga who?
Just a little silly—open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie thing.
Annie thing who?
Annie thing you want—just let me in. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked me that much! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let’s laugh. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe your hands if you love jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alp.
Alp who?
Alp you if you open the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me—open up and we’ll find out! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, not laughing yet? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya marks, get set, laugh! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle lot of fun when you open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub—I’m dwowning! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive juice.
Olive juice who?
Olive juice so much it’s ridiculous. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry up.
Harry up who?
Harry up and answer! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce leaf.
Lettuce leaf who?
Lettuce leaf this door open for laughs. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening this door. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you do if I keep knocking? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna in for more jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, the giggles go! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya-ll.
Ya-ll who?
Ya’ll gonna open this door or what? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly—cows go moo! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more jokes after this? Yes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you—hand over the cookies! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a laugh. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business—just kidding, hi! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive oil.
Olive oil who?
Olive oil be right if you let me in. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden.
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to hear another? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard you.
Howard you who?
Howard you like a cookie with that laugh? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie key.
Annie key who?
Annie key will open this door? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe let me in, please? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-boo.
Boo-boo who?
You don’t have to cry—it’s just a joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio or not, more jokes are coming! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank top.
Tank top who?
Tank top your laughter—there’s more. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open any faster? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to grab lunch? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya believe it?
Kenya who?
Kenya believe how funny I am? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee-lieve.
Bee-lieve who?
Bee-lieve me, it gets funnier. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut disturb—I’m laughing. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on the doorbell when I knock. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bright.
Bright who?
Bright on time for a chuckle. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe bee.
Europe bee who?
You’re a bee—buzz off? Never! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell—it’s broken. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isla.
Isla who?
Isla lot when I’m nervous. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know—open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza the action—let me in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean waiting forever! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
R2.
R2 who?
R2 delightful to see you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got your birthday—happy day! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and you’ll see! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin Thyme.
Justin Thyme who?
Justin thyme for dessert! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go get ice cream? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hummus.
Hummus who?
Hummus be a great party—let me in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disco.
Disco who?
Disco-nnected doorbell—so I’m knocking! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive Branch.
Olive Branch who?
Olive Branch out if you open the door. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in and share 400 more? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how funny you are? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one I’ve been looking for! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hear another joke? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin the roof with these jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay—W-H-O! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea happy and open the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! (Still funny!) -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter—it’s cold! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open up—it’s time for more jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your jokes again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way—I’m coming in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya believe how funny this is? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the mood for laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell—that’s why I’m knocking! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, more jokes are coming! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Deja.
Deja who?
Knock, knock… wait, haven’t we done this? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just another joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up, I brought snacks! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy last time you laughed this hard? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to open this door? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us—open it! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell—it’s broken again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m back? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up—I’ve got 400 more! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I laugh this hard! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of a house! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon me crazy with these jokes. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toad.
Toad who?
Toad you already—I love these jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive these puns so much. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chalk.
Chalk who?
Chalk it up to great humor! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke warm.
Luke warm who?
Luke warm up those laughs—it’s joke time! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen this joke make you smile? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut better open up—I’m hungry! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto open the door already! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beehive.
Beehive who?
Beehive yourself—it’s joke time. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita good joke lately? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ‘bout a great joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you slice it, this is fun. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first, I’ll follow. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer so you can hear! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep your voice down, people are sleeping. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking forever! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking—open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, I’m hungry. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya believe this list isn’t done yet? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup and listen, it’s joke time! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you laughing already! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No need to shout, I’m right here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business—but okay, come in. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gusto.
Gusto who?
Gusto keep these jokes coming! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke sharp—this one’s funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a cookie after that? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce laugh until we can’t stop! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer checks. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question—but I’ll shave it for later. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, we’ve got 300 more! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously funny, right? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’—they laughin’! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t open this door. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy got the best jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way you’re not smiling! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your doorbell fixed! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke Sky.
Luke Sky who?
Luke Sky-high five! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and you’ll find out—it’s a trick door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity—this joke’s shocking! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otis.
Otis who?
Otis my last piece of candy! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan my jokes before you open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon me laugh so hard! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coco.
Coco who?
Coco-nuts about these puns! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza my heart when you laugh! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s Kangaroo. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman’s biggest fan! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio or not, here I pun! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you missed it—more jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink.
Oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig or an owl? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book—it’s hilarious! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter hold onto your seat—these are funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome—again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry up, I’ve got jokes to tell! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love these jokes? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for snack break! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, hold your hat! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to smile today! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix your door, it’s squeaky. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s laughing now! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna in next time for more! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen closer, I’ve got more jokes to tell! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home with more jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average joke teller. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working, or do I have to knock louder? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange juice.
Orange juice who?
Orange juice glad it’s joke time again? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked—open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco cat.
Taco cat who?
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I already have a checking account! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet you in if you laugh. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita room full of giggles! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry nice to see you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again—I missed it! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth.
Tooth who?
Tooth be told, I love these jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you one guess! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, I’ve got more jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya day be bright and funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep-beep! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m freezing out here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
Zebra crossing—watch your step! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake—want a slice? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-vator jokes going up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl see you later! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to open the door? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys weekend is here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus on fire—call the fireman! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, early bird! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea to the door and open it! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden.
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to hear another? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s only a joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive my jokes—they’re great! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger while you’re at it! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a new joke? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’ve got 260 left! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell—just knockin’. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio or not, here I pun! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you do without me? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna more jokes—coming right up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first, I’ll follow. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon me laugh, aren’t you? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olaf.
Olaf who?
Olaf these jokes are great! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean thinking about you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to smile! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole—it’s me! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy what you did there! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow, you can yodel! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never guess who’s here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup—it’s joke time again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way—I’m coming in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another laugh! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita hear another joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke sharp—it’s another pun! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on you for good jokes. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basil your time wisely—it’s giggle hour. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s Kangaroo again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says moooo! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
T-Rex.
T-Rex who?
T-Rex your funny bone! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza cake hearing you laugh! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book—it’s hilarious! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fig.
Fig who?
Fig-ure out how to open the door already! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal you doing today? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again—it’s funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get your doorbell fixed. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come play? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just me again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not Toby—that is the question! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peanut butter.
Peanut butter who?
Peanut butter open the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, I’ll tell you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bumble.
Bumble who?
Bumble-bee ready for laughter! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gusto.
Gusto who?
Gusto keep going—it’s too fun! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus on fire—help! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-vator music time—it’s that kind of joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you again for giggles! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash me another joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s talking! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snow pun! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jellybean.
Jellybean who?
Jellybean waiting long? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin the fun meter! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima tell you a secret—these are funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up—I’m freezing out here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a great audience! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, more jokes? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you more every day! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coconut.
Coconut who?
Coconut let me in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita whole list—it’s funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Let’s laugh! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon me in already! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fudge.
Fudge who?
Fudge open the door, please! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna in for the next joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita lot of jokes lately! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, I get funny ideas! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me laugh too hard! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with these jokes—they’re moving fast! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-day cheer is all year here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry glad to see you laughing. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar gosh, another joke already? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry up, I’m hungry for laughs! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in—it’s punny inside! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna your favorite channel—it’s laughter time! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny-body home? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal you doing, my funny friend? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moses.
Moses who?
Moses jokes are hilarious! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be laughing all day. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your time with all these jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pearl.
Pearl who?
Pearl-y you can’t stop laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for another knock-knock all day. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cleo.
Cleo who?
Cleo way—I’m coming through! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean missing you—glad you’re back! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toffee.
Toffee who?
Toffee or not toffee—that is the question. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry-fic to see you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade who?
Lemonade you a smile! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese the one making everyone laugh. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita laugh—these are great! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moe.
Moe who?
Moe jokes, please! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita bunch of jokes already? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta time to giggle! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowflake.
Snowflake who?
Snowflake it till you make it! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you—surprise! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino when you’re laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom for one more joke? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jupiter.
Jupiter who?
Jupiter your hands together for that one! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you laughing again. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow body tells jokes like me! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kite.
Kite who?
Kite-ly amazing how funny this is! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade a minute—did you just laugh? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to smile! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle who?
Fiddle with the lock—I’m here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s jokes are so funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up—more jokes waiting! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be right here laughing. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bert-day surprise—it’s a joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling—they laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patty.
Patty who?
Patty cake, patty cake—funny joke man! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you can’t stop laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy been waiting for a good joke. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn you believe how corny this is? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix the door, it won’t open! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Salad.
Salad who?
Salad be nice and let me in. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yogurt.
Yogurt who?
Yogurt a laugh coming your way! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh better open the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster move—I’ve got another pun! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear-ents love these clean jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice up your day! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arctic.
Arctic who?
Arctic-ly funny, aren’t I? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone the radio—I’m here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yawn.
Yawn who?
Yawn another joke already? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coco.
Coco who?
Coco crazy with laughter! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
April.
April who?
April of laughter for you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mocha.
Mocha who?
Mocha me laugh too hard! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl-y bird gets the laugh! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chip.
Chip who?
Chip in some laughs, will ya? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin compares to you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole you later, I’m busy laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca lunch if you let me in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cody.
Cody who?
Cody door—it’s cold out here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the joke if you try! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheila.
Sheila who?
Sheila-larious, isn’t she? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey.
Hershey who?
Hershey’s got a sweet tooth for jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Soup-er funny, that’s who! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noodle.
Noodle who?
Noodle one told you another’s coming? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oreo.
Oreo who?
Oreo you glad we’re laughing? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat on the back for opening up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose-tache you to smile! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny-body else laughing too? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin the bar for funny jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry-fic timing—you answered! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don stop laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moe.
Moe who?
Moe fun with every knock! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima genius for reading these! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh loves these jokes, right? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sal.
Sal who?
Sal-ute to your sense of humor! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your laughs? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie more jokes where this came from! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eli.
Eli who?
Eli-te comedy, that’s me! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cecil.
Cecil who?
Cecil funny when you open the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Benny.
Benny who?
Benny great day for laughter! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’re smiling! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cali.
Cali who?
Cali me anytime for jokes. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin your ears—funny stuff ahead! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Misty.
Misty who?
Misty-lrious joke list, isn’t it? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pluto.
Pluto who?
Pluto smile on your face! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theo.
Theo who?
Theo-ry of laughter proven right! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Manny.
Manny who?
Manny more jokes to go! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paige.
Paige who?
Paige me when the fun starts! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know this list is gold? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curt.
Curt who?
Curt-ainly this is funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Willow.
Willow who?
Willow you laugh now or later? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry-fying how fun these are! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chili.
Chili who?
Chili out and keep laughing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Faith.
Faith who?
Faith in funny keeps us going! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yuri.
Yuri who?
Yuri-ous to hear the next joke, aren’t you? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Art you going to laugh or what? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy jokes ever stop? Never! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny me a dollar—I need snacks! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea kind—laugh out loud! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nelly.
Nelly who?
Nelly one more joke—just kidding, 90 more! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Chris-mas jokes come early this year! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Mango crazy from all these laughs! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cathy.
Cathy who?
Cathy you later, I’ve got jokes to tell! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iris.
Iris who?
Iris you a happy day! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne up—it’s joke o’clock! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lace.
Lace who?
Lace be friends and laugh together. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lawn.
Lawn who?
Lawn time no see! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie who laughs last, laughs best. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me—ouch! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coco.
Coco who?
Coco nuts for you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nina.
Nina who?
Nina good laugh? I’ve got one! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bobby.
Bobby who?
Bobby your friend—I brought jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reese.
Reese who?
Reese’s peanut butter cups are delicious! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie-q time—let’s grill some laughs! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Ginger up—it’s joke time! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima keep knocking till you laugh. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoe.
Zoe who?
Zoe many jokes, so little time! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris of socks—your feet look cold! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor made for funny moments! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Polly.
Polly who?
Polly-tely open the door. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut stop believing in laughter! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Benny.
Benny who?
Benny good day so far? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you do when the fun ends? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Misty.
Misty who?
Misty-rious humor—who wrote these? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ali.
Ali who?
Ali you need is laughs! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, you’re the best audience! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tina.
Tina who?
Tina big pile of giggles coming up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-vate your mood with humor! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flora.
Flora who?
Flora good time, call FunAttic! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gale.
Gale who?
Gale me a break—I can’t stop laughing! -
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Who’s there?
Dale.
Dale who?
Dale-ightful seeing you! -
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Who’s there?
April.
April who?
April showers bring punchline flowers! -
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Who’s there?
Jules.
Jules who?
Jules see the humor eventually. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-vator’s stuck—use the stairs! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Faye-mous last words: “Just one more joke!” -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunny.
Sunny who?
Sunny day to tell more jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paula.
Paula who?
Paula my leg from laughing too hard! -
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Who’s there?
Cal.
Cal who?
Cal you later for another round! -
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Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’re ready for giggles! -
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Who’s there?
Neil.
Neil who?
Neil down and listen—it’s hilarious! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy jokes are endless! -
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Who’s there?
Finn.
Finn who?
Finn-ished the list? Not yet! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vera.
Vera who?
Vera you been all my laugh? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paige.
Paige who?
Paige-turner humor right here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dino.
Dino who?
Dino might have missed a great pun. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olga.
Olga who?
Olga some popcorn—it’s joke time! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cora.
Cora who?
Cora lot of fun today, huh? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nina.
Nina who?
Nina few minutes to stop laughing. -
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Who’s there?
Marsh.
Marsh who?
Marsh-mellow jokes coming your way! -
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Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry funny—don’t you think? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tess.
Tess who?
Tess the funniest one yet! -
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Who’s there?
Moe.
Moe who?
Moe laughter, less frowns. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Macy.
Macy who?
Macy day brighter with these jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy the best list ever? Yes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you believe how funny this is? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Breezy.
Breezy who?
Breezy does it—take a laugh break. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chester.
Chester who?
Chester another joke off the list! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sky.
Sky who?
Sky’s the limit for good humor! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cathy.
Cathy who?
Cathy you later—I’m off to laugh! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ricky.
Ricky who?
Ricky-tick quick humor! -
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Who’s there?
Lexi.
Lexi who?
Lexi plan to tell 30 more jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nori.
Nori who?
Nori regrets reading this far—it’s worth it! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chloe.
Chloe who?
Chloe the door—it’s windy! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skylar.
Skylar who?
Skylar you open the door, please? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’re laughing as much as I am! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie one who loves knock-knock jokes? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reba.
Reba who?
Reba-lieve in laughter! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey nice day, won’t you? -
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Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know what time it is? Joke time! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy got the best punchlines! -
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Who’s there?
Logan.
Logan who?
Logan to FunAttic for more fun! -
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Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby continued… oh wait, we’re almost done! -
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Who’s there?
Rhea.
Rhea who?
Rhea-lly funny, huh? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Milo.
Milo who?
Milo-ving these puns! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ava.
Ava who?
Ava good laugh today? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rory.
Rory who?
Rory and ready for another joke? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dolly.
Dolly who?
Dolly-larious ending coming up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy the end? Almost! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunny.
Sunny who?
Sunny-side up with smiles! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cody.
Cody who?
Cody weather be any better? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kara.
Kara who?
Kara nice smile—you’re glowing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Millie.
Millie who?
Millie seconds from laughing again! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eli.
Eli who?
Eli-ghtful, wasn’t it? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poppy.
Poppy who?
Poppy-ular choice for kids’ jokes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rosa.
Rosa who?
Rosa round of applause, please! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cleo.
Cleo who?
Cleo your schedule—it’s laugh time! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Benny.
Benny who?
Benny nice run of jokes, huh? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy jokes to all your friends! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reggie.
Reggie who?
Reggie-lar laughter keeps you happy! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy jokes sure flew by fast! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
FunAttic.
FunAttic who?
FunAttic-lly the best jokes around! 🎉
No matter who’s on the other side of the door, laughter’s the key! These 500 knock-knock jokes are your all-access pass to smiles for kids, grownups, and anyone who loves a little door-to-door comedy. Keep giggling, keep knocking, and remember the best jokes always open hearts and doors. 🚪💬
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