150 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids spark laughter at the table and in the classroom. This collection adds joy to family time and keeps kids entertained while the turkey cools. Each joke stays clean and silly for smiles that even Grandma enjoys. Get ready for lighthearted fun from the FunAttic crew, where play never grows old.
🐔 Turkey Time Jokes
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Why did the turkey join the band? → Because it had the drumsticks!
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What sound does a turkey’s phone make? → Wing-wing!
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Why don’t turkeys like math? → They can’t handle the fowl division!
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What did the turkey say to the computer? → “Google-gobble!”
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Why did the turkey cross the playground? → To get to the other slide!
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What kind of weather do turkeys like best? → Fowl weather!
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Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin pie? → It wanted to be a la mode!
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What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? → Peach gobbler!
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Why did the turkey join the circus? → To show off its wing balance!
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What do you call a running turkey? → Fast food!
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Why did the turkey wear glasses? → To improve its bird-eye view!
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What’s a turkey’s favorite game? → Beak-a-boo!
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Why did the turkey bring a backpack? → For its gobble-ware!
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What did the baby turkey say? → “Peep-sgiving!”
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Why did the turkey get detention? → It kept gobbling in class!
🍽️ Feast & Food Fun
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What do you call a potato that’s always complaining? → A grumpy spud!
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Why did the cranberry turn red? → Because it saw the turkey dressing!
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What do you call a ghost’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? → Boo-berry pie!
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What’s the best dance at Thanksgiving? → The mashed potato!
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What did the stuffing say to the turkey? → “You complete me!”
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Why did the pie go to school? → To get a little filling education!
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What’s a vegetable’s least favorite sport? → Squash!
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Why did the rolls tell jokes? → They love to butter people up!
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What kind of key won’t open any door? → A tur-key!
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? → Squash!
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What’s a corn’s favorite music? → Pop!
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Why did the bread act shy? → It was feeling a little crumby.
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What do you call gravy on vacation? → Roam sauce!
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Why did the salad blush? → It saw the dressing!
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What did the chef say to the sweet potato? → “You’re a-peeling!”
🧡 Family & Feast Table Laughs
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What did Mom say to the turkey after dinner? → “You’re stuffed, and so are we!”
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What’s Grandpa’s favorite Thanksgiving song? → “Gravy, Gravy Hallelujah!”
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Why was the dinner table so good at jokes? → It had great delivery!
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What do you call a family of turkeys playing music? → The Poultry Players!
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Why did Dad bring a ladder to Thanksgiving? → He heard the turkey was on the top shelf!
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What did Grandma say to the pumpkin pie? → “You’ve got crust, kid!”
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Why did everyone sit still during dinner? → They didn’t want to stir up trouble!
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What did the napkin say to the fork? → “Don’t wipe me out!”
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Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so funny? → The jokes were stuffing good!
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What do you call a turkey with good manners? → Polite-ry!
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Why did the cousins start laughing? → Someone cracked a corny joke!
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What did the baby say after dinner? → “Gobble-goo!”
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Why did Dad get seconds? → He couldn’t resist the pun-kin pie!
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What did the dish say to the spoon? → “You bowl me over.”
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Why was everyone thankful for Grandpa? → He kept the gravy train running!
🦃 Turkey School & Work Jokes
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What did the turkey say to the teacher? → “I’m too stuffed for homework!”
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Why was the turkey late to class? → It got caught in a traffic-jam!
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What’s a turkey’s favorite subject? → Egg-onomics!
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Why did the turkey bring a backpack? → To carry its gobble-ture!
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What did the turkey write on its report card? → “Grade A – but cooked medium!”
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Why was the turkey always picked first in PE? → Great drumstick coordination!
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What did the teacher say to the cranberry? → “You’re berry bright!”
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What did the student pie say? → “You can count on me for dessert!”
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Why did the pencil skip dinner? → It wasn’t in the mood to draw attention.
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Why did the turkey refuse to take the test? → It didn’t want to be roasted!
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What did the librarian serve? → Book-n-berry pie.
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Why did the chalkboard smile? → The class was full of bright ideas!
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Why did the turkey study history? → To learn about the first stuffing!
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What did the turkey write in art class? → A sketch of the feast.
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Why did the student pumpkin ace math? → It was great at multiplying pies!
🎉 Silly Thanksgiving Puns
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? → To get a filling!
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What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? → “The Fast and the Feather-ious!”
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Why do pilgrims’ pants fall down? → Belt buckles on their hats!
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Why did the scarecrow love Thanksgiving? → He was outstanding in his field!
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What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes? → “I’m pouring my heart out to you.”
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Why did the turkey sit on the remote? → It wanted to control the stuffing!
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What do you call a funny turkey? → A comedi-hen!
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Why did the cookie go to dinner? → It wanted to crumble under pressure.
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What did the pumpkin say to the pie? → “Cut it out!”
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Why did the turkey sit near the computer? → To surf the net for leftovers!
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What’s a pilgrim’s favorite fruit? → Cran-berries!
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Why did the corn tell jokes? → It wanted to be a-maize-ing.
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What did the pilgrim wear to the party? → His feast-best outfit.
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Why was the pumpkin late? → It couldn’t find its patch!
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What kind of turkey always tells the truth? → An honest-to-gobble one!
💬 Gratitude Giggles
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Why did the pilgrim give thanks to the calendar? → It gave him another day off!
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What’s the best way to make a turkey smile? → Say “I’m grateful for you!”
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Why was the corn thankful? → It was in a-maze-ing company.
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What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday word? → “Thanks-giving!”
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Why did the pumpkin feel proud? → It was picked for greatness.
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What did the turkey say after dinner? → “I’m grateful… and full!”
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What’s the cranberry’s favorite subject? → His-story!
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What’s a pilgrim’s favorite kind of joke? → Historical puns!
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Why did the spoon feel thankful? → It finally found its dish!
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Why did everyone cheer at the table? → Gratitude was contagious!
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Why did the family make a gratitude jar? → To keep thankful thoughts fresh.
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What did the apple pie say to the pumpkin pie? → “You’re my sweet rival.”
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Why did the turkey write a thank-you note? → It had a lot on its plate.
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What’s the best part about being thankful? → It never goes out of pie-style!
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Why did the pilgrims smile? → They had plenty to be corn-tented about.
🍰 Dessert & Leftover Laughs
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What did the pie say to the knife? → “Cut it out!”
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Why did the cookie cry? → Its mom was a wafer so long!
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Why was the fridge excited? → Leftovers were rolling in!
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What’s the turkey’s favorite leftover game? → Hide and be-stuffed!
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Why did the pumpkin pie win an award? → Best in crust!
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What did the whipped cream say to the pie? → “You’re sweet enough already!”
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What did the leftover stuffing say? → “Chill, I’m just resting.”
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Why did the turkey bring a suitcase? → For a leftover vacation!
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What’s the best way to reheat jokes? → In the pun-oven!
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Why did the pie stop telling jokes? → It was cracking up too much!
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Why did the microwave laugh? → The jokes were reheated perfectly!
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What did the fridge sing? → “Let It Go(bble)!”
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Why did the leftovers form a band? → They wanted a second helping of fame.
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What’s the stuffing’s favorite hobby? → Filling time!
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Why did the pie nap? → It was baked out.
🧃 Random Feast Fun
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What’s a pilgrim’s favorite sport? → Bowl-ing!
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Why did the gravy file a police report? → It got mugged!
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Why was the candle excited? → It was the light of the table.
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Why did the chair tell a joke? → To break the ice!
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Why did the family eat outside? → They wanted a little fresh “air-key.”
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What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday carol? → “Gobble Bells.”
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Why did the wishbone get invited first? → It always makes dreams come true.
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Why was the pumpkin pie nervous? → Too much pressure to perform.
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Why did the corn keep secrets? → It was all ears.
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What’s a pilgrim’s favorite dance move? → The May-flower slide.
🎈 Animal & Nature Laughs
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Why did the squirrel love Thanksgiving? → Plenty of nut-rition!
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What did the turkey say to the cat? → “Don’t pounce on me, it’s family dinner!”
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Why did the duck bring gravy? → To dip-a-duck!
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What do you call a shy turkey? → Bash-ful bird.
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Why did the dog sit near the table? → Hoping for pup-kin pie!
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Why did the cow give thanks? → For moo-ch appreciation.
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What did the pilgrim say to the tree? → “Wood you join us for dinner?”
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Why did the bees buzz at the feast? → Sweet tooth season!
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What’s a pumpkin’s favorite pet? → A gourd-geous cat.
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Why did the owl join Thanksgiving dinner? → It wanted a hoot and a half!
😂 Quickfire Giggle Round
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What’s a turkey’s favorite sound? → “Gob-bless you!”
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Why was the meal musical? → It had great thyme!
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Why did the spoon laugh? → The soup was cracking jokes!
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What’s a pilgrim’s favorite movie? → “Great Plates!”
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Why did the cornfield throw a party? → It was a-maize-ing harvest!
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What’s the turkey’s favorite color? → Plum!
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Why did the pumpkin tell jokes? → It wanted to be a pun-kin!
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What’s a pilgrim’s favorite exercise? → Lunge-giving!
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Why did the farmer smile? → His crops were outstanding!
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Why did the tablecloth giggle? → Someone spilled the beans.
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What did the turkey call the dinner table? → The gobble-ground.
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What’s the cranberry’s favorite sport? → Jell-o wrestling!
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Why did the pilgrim’s shoes squeak? → Too much stuffing!
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Why was the dessert late? → It lost track of pie-time.
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Why did the turkey join the talent show? → It had drumsticks of gold!
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What do you call a talking pie? → Chat-berry!
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Why did the gravy run away? → It couldn’t handle the pressure cooker.
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What did the chef whisper to the turkey? → “You’re the main dish-traction.”
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Why did the pumpkin make a friend? → It didn’t want to be gourd-geous alone.
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What’s a pilgrim’s favorite joke? → One that never gets old-fashioned!
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Why did the turkey bring crayons? → To draw attention!
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What’s the best Thanksgiving joke delivery? → With stuffing timing!
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Why did the cranberry sing? → It had perfect jam-ony.
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What’s the turkey’s favorite season? → Feast-on!
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Why did the family cheer after dinner? → They’d finally reached the pie-nish line!
And there you have it, 150 Thanksgiving jokes for kids guaranteed to make everyone at the table smile (even Uncle Joe before dessert). Whether you’re reading them out loud or printing them for school, these jokes prove one thing: laughter is the best side dish!
🎉 Happy Thanksgiving from the FunAttic Crew — Where Fun Never Gets Old (Since 1998).
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