150 Valentine’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes So Cheesy, Cupid Would Approve
Valentine’s Day isn’t just about roses, chocolate, and heart-shaped everything, it’s also the perfect excuse to unleash some adorably groan-worthy humor. Whether you’re flirting with your crush, making your kids laugh, or just spreading smiles one knock at a time, these Valentine’s Day knock-knock jokes deliver sweet laughs with a side of cheesy charm. 💘😄
Because nothing says “I love you” like a perfectly timed punchline.
💘 Sweet Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes (1–20)
Sugar-loaded punchlines and heart-melting humor to set the Valentine’s mood.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cake
Cake who?
➡️ Answer: Cake my heart and be my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Olive
Olive who?
➡️ Answer: Olive you more than chocolate! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Honey
Honey who?
➡️ Answer: Honey, you’re the sweetest Valentine ever! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Peas
Peas who?
➡️ Answer: Peas be my Valentine — pretty please! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sugar
Sugar who?
➡️ Answer: Sugar glad we’re together this Valentine’s Day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Berry
Berry who?
➡️ Answer: Berry happy you’re my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Heart
Heart who?
➡️ Answer: Heart you knocking? Because mine just skipped a beat! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Candy
Candy who?
➡️ Answer: Candy believe how sweet you are? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Lovebug
Lovebug who?
➡️ Answer: Lovebug hugged you yet? Because I will! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sweetie
Sweetie who?
➡️ Answer: Sweetie my Valentine, please! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Choco
Choco who?
➡️ Answer: Choco-lot of love just for you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cupid
Cupid who?
➡️ Answer: Cupid be any cuter than you? Nope! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Muffin
Muffin who?
➡️ Answer: Muffin compares to you, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pie
Pie who?
➡️ Answer: Pie choose you as my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cookie
Cookie who?
➡️ Answer: Cookie be my Valentine? Pretty please! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut
Doughnut who?
➡️ Answer: Doughnut forget you’re my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sugarplum
Sugarplum who?
➡️ Answer: Sugarplum crazy about you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sweetart
Sweetart who?
➡️ Answer: Sweetart mine this Valentine’s Day? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cupcake
Cupcake who?
➡️ Answer: Cupcake my heart with happiness! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Lava
Lava who?
➡️ Answer: Lava you more every single day!
😂 Pun-Filled Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes (21–40)
Love is in the air — and so are the groans from these pun-tastic jokes.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Will
Will who?
➡️ Answer: Will you be my Valentine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Icy
Icy who?
➡️ Answer: Icy how much I love you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Adore
Adore who?
➡️ Answer: Adore you more than candy hearts! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Fangs
Fangs who?
➡️ Answer: Fangs for being my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Raisin
Raisin who?
➡️ Answer: Raisin my heart for you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Taco
Taco who?
➡️ Answer: Taco ’bout how much I like you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cuddle
Cuddle who?
➡️ Answer: Cuddle you be my Valentine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Peanut
Peanut who?
➡️ Answer: Peanut butter half! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Romeo
Romeo who?
➡️ Answer: Romeo heart belongs to you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Punny
Punny who?
➡️ Answer: Punny Valentine like you deserves love! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Hug
Hug who?
➡️ Answer: Hug me, it’s Valentine’s Day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Snail
Snail who?
➡️ Answer: Snail I ever stop loving you? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cupidly
Cupidly who?
➡️ Answer: Cupidly in love with you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Beary
Beary who?
➡️ Answer: Beary glad you’re my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Lettuce
Lettuce who?
➡️ Answer: Lettuce be Valentines forever! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Iguana
Iguana who?
➡️ Answer: Iguana be your Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Heartfelt
Heartfelt who?
➡️ Answer: Heartfelt like you’re the one! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pucker
Pucker who?
➡️ Answer: Pucker up, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Mint
Mint who?
➡️ Answer: Mint to be together! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Charm
Charm who?
➡️ Answer: Charm way into my heart!
💖 Cute & Romantic Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes (41–60)
Flirty, adorable jokes guaranteed to earn smiles and heart-eyes.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Be Mine
Be Mine who?
➡️ Answer: Be mine forever, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Angel
Angel who?
➡️ Answer: Angel sent you to be my Valentine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Star
Star who?
➡️ Answer: Star of my heart — that’s you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Hugsy
Hugsy who?
➡️ Answer: Hugsy Valentine every day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Blush
Blush who?
➡️ Answer: Blush you be my Valentine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Dream
Dream who?
➡️ Answer: Dream come true — it’s you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sweetheart
Sweetheart who?
➡️ Answer: Sweetheart mine this Valentine’s Day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Boo
Boo who?
➡️ Answer: Boo-lieve it or not, I like you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Lovebird
Lovebird who?
➡️ Answer: Lovebird together forever! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Glow
Glow who?
➡️ Answer: Glow ahead and be my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Prince
Prince who?
➡️ Answer: Prince charming has nothing on you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Princess
Princess who?
➡️ Answer: Princess my Valentine, please! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cuddlebug
Cuddlebug who?
➡️ Answer: Cuddlebug me forever! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Moon
Moon who?
➡️ Answer: Moon and back, that’s how much I love you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sunshine
Sunshine who?
➡️ Answer: Sunshine up my Valentine’s Day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Forever
Forever who?
➡️ Answer: Forever starts with us! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Love Note
Love Note who?
➡️ Answer: Love note you be my Valentine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Bliss
Bliss who?
➡️ Answer: Bliss you with Valentine love! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cupid’s
Cupid’s who?
➡️ Answer: Cupid’s arrow worked — I’m in love! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Always
Always who?
➡️ Answer: Always and forever, Valentine!
🤣 Silly & Corny Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes (61–80)
Extra cheesy jokes that are so bad… they’re good.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cheesy
Cheesy who?
➡️ Answer: Cheesy glad you’re my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Nacho
Nacho who?
➡️ Answer: Nacho average Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Corny
Corny who?
➡️ Answer: Corny as it sounds, I love you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Goose
Goose who?
➡️ Answer: Goose bumps every time I see you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pickle
Pickle who?
➡️ Answer: Pickle me yours, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Banana
Banana who?
➡️ Answer: Banana split without you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Waffle
Waffle who?
➡️ Answer: Waffle lot in love with you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Spaghetti
Spaghetti who?
➡️ Answer: Spaghetti together forever! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Burrito
Burrito who?
➡️ Answer: Burrito my heart with love! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Noodle
Noodle who?
➡️ Answer: Noodle way I’d choose anyone else! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Marshmallow
Marshmallow who?
➡️ Answer: Marshmallow heart belongs to you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Tater
Tater who?
➡️ Answer: Tater-ly in love with you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Popcorn
Popcorn who?
➡️ Answer: Popcorn ready for a movie date? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Donut
Donut who?
➡️ Answer: Donut ever leave me! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pickles
Pickles who?
➡️ Answer: Pickles my Valentine, please! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Salsa
Salsa who?
➡️ Answer: Salsa heart beats for you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cheddar
Cheddar who?
➡️ Answer: Cheddar believe we’re a perfect match! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pancake
Pancake who?
➡️ Answer: Pancake my heart flip! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pretzel
Pretzel who?
➡️ Answer: Pretzel my Valentine, okay? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Silly
Silly who?
➡️ Answer: Silly me for falling in love!
💝 Flirty Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes (81–100)
Playful, charming jokes perfect for turning smiles into heartbeats.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Hello
Hello who?
➡️ Answer: Hello gorgeous, be my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Babe
Babe who?
➡️ Answer: Babe-lieve me, you’re my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Kiss
Kiss who?
➡️ Answer: Kiss me, it’s Valentine’s Day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Flirt
Flirt who?
➡️ Answer: Flirt things first — I like you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Charm
Charm who?
➡️ Answer: Charm your way into my heart! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Date
Date who?
➡️ Answer: Date me your Valentine plans? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sweet Talk
Sweet Talk who?
➡️ Answer: Sweet talk you into being mine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Crush
Crush who?
➡️ Answer: Crush-ing hard on you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Dimple
Dimple who?
➡️ Answer: Dimple reason I smile is you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Wink
Wink who?
➡️ Answer: Wink if you’ll be my Valentine 😉 - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Text
Text who?
➡️ Answer: Text me — I’m your Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Smooth
Smooth who?
➡️ Answer: Smooth move choosing me as your Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Charm-er
Charm-er who?
➡️ Answer: Charm-er heart belongs to you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cutie
Cutie who?
➡️ Answer: Cutie be my Valentine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Heartthrob
Heartthrob who?
➡️ Answer: Heartthrob this door — it’s love! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Love Tap
Love Tap who?
➡️ Answer: Love tap to your heart! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Glow Up
Glow Up who?
➡️ Answer: Glow up my Valentine’s Day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Secret
Secret who?
➡️ Answer: Secretly crushing on you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Flame
Flame who?
➡️ Answer: Flame-ing hot Valentine energy! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Perfect
Perfect who?
➡️ Answer: Perfect match — us!
💌 Cute Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes (101–120)
Adorable, wholesome jokes that feel like a Valentine hug.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Hug
Hug who?
➡️ Answer: Hug me — I’m your Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Snuggle
Snuggle who?
➡️ Answer: Snuggle up, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Bunny
Bunny who?
➡️ Answer: Bunny loves you like I do! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cuddle
Cuddle who?
➡️ Answer: Cuddle be my Valentine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Blush
Blush who?
➡️ Answer: Blush you be mine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Smile
Smile who?
➡️ Answer: Smile — you’re my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Giggle
Giggle who?
➡️ Answer: Giggle every time I see you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Warmth
Warmth who?
➡️ Answer: Warmth my heart, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Angel
Angel who?
➡️ Answer: Angel sent you to me? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Snicker
Snicker who?
➡️ Answer: Snicker when you smile at me! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Peachy
Peachy who?
➡️ Answer: Peachy Valentine like you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Fuzzy
Fuzzy who?
➡️ Answer: Fuzzy feelings for you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cozy
Cozy who?
➡️ Answer: Cozy be my Valentine tonight? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Butterfly
Butterfly who?
➡️ Answer: Butterfly feelings when I see you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Heartsy
Heartsy who?
➡️ Answer: Heartsy Valentine wishes for you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Chirp
Chirp who?
➡️ Answer: Chirp up — it’s Valentine’s Day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Daisy
Daisy who?
➡️ Answer: Daisy me roll in love with you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Snappy
Snappy who?
➡️ Answer: Snappy Valentine vibes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sunny
Sunny who?
➡️ Answer: Sunny Valentine makes my day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Happy
Happy who?
➡️ Answer: Happy Valentine’s Day to you!
😜 Extra-Corny Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes (121–150)
Maximum cheese, zero shame — proceed with laughter.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Cheese
Cheese who?
➡️ Answer: Cheese mine, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Nacho
Nacho who?
➡️ Answer: Nacho ordinary Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Corn
Corn who?
➡️ Answer: Corny but true — I love you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pickle
Pickle who?
➡️ Answer: Pickle my Valentine, please! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Goofy
Goofy who?
➡️ Answer: Goofy in love with you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Crumb
Crumb who?
➡️ Answer: Crumb closer, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Noodle
Noodle who?
➡️ Answer: Noodle way I’d choose anyone else! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Spud
Spud who?
➡️ Answer: Spud-denly, I’m in love! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Moo
Moo who?
➡️ Answer: Moo makes my heart go wild! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Quack
Quack who?
➡️ Answer: Quack me up, Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Sneeze
Sneeze who?
➡️ Answer: Sneeze the day you became my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Giggle
Giggle who?
➡️ Answer: Giggle you be mine? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Oops
Oops who?
➡️ Answer: Oops — I fell in love! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Oopsie
Oopsie who?
➡️ Answer: Oopsie daisy, be my Valentine! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Boop
Boop who?
➡️ Answer: Boop — straight to my heart! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Snort
Snort who?
➡️ Answer: Snort laughing because I like you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Oops-a-daisy
Oops-a-daisy who?
➡️ Answer: Oops-a-daisy, I love you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Zap
Zap who?
➡️ Answer: Zap! Love at first knock! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Bloop
Bloop who?
➡️ Answer: Bloop — fell for you again! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Silly Goose
Silly Goose who?
➡️ Answer: Silly Goose in love with you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Derp
Derp who?
➡️ Answer: Derp in love, send help! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? LOL
LOL who?
➡️ Answer: LOL — I like you a lot! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Oopsie Pop
Oopsie Pop who?
➡️ Answer: Oopsie Pop — my heart just popped! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Zany
Zany who?
➡️ Answer: Zany Valentine energy right here! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Whoops
Whoops who?
➡️ Answer: Whoops — I caught feelings! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Bonk
Bonk who?
➡️ Answer: Bonk — straight to my heart! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Ding
Ding who?
➡️ Answer: Ding! Love is here! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Boing
Boing who?
➡️ Answer: Boing — my heart jumped! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Yikes
Yikes who?
➡️ Answer: Yikes — I really like you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Ta-da
Ta-da who?
➡️ Answer: Ta-da! Your Valentine has arrived! 💘
From sugary sweet to hilariously corny, these Valentine’s Day knock-knock jokes are guaranteed to spark smiles, eye-rolls, and maybe even a few happy sighs. Share them in cards, texts, classrooms, or at the dinner table, because laughter is one of the best Valentine’s gifts you can give. ❤️😂
Now go knock, knock… and let the love (and laughs) roll in.
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