10 Funny Doormats Your Guests Will Love in 2024

Are you a “Class Clown” type of person? Are you the one that always keeps the group in stitches? Do you encourage your friends to join you in some old fashioned fun and wholesome laughter?

Maybe that’s not your default persona, but you still want to make your home unique and memorable with touches of humor.

If you’re here, we have no doubt you’ll love a funny doormat for all welcomed (and unwelcomed) guests.

When choosing the right doormat, here are some things to consider:

  • size and thickness so that it will fit perfectly where you plan to place it.
  • how well it will stand against the weather
  • how easy will it be to clean it

Read on for 7 funny doormat options that your guests will notice and love!

1. Welcome-ish Doormat

Welcome-ish Mat

  • Made of high-quality PVC
  • Made for all weather conditions
  • Concave word and convex border helps the multi-purpose mat to trap dirt more effectively
  • Convenient for you to open or shut the door

This doormat is the perfect combination of humor and setting expectations. I think we can all relate to the burden of having guests we don’t like too much, or guests who stay too long.

Many will laugh and relate as they walk through your door, and those who don’t understand can be easily spotted as people you don’t want to invite over again.

2. Broken Doorbell Doormat

Broken Doorbell Doormat

  • Made of high quality felt and rubber.
  • Absorbs moisture, dirt, and dust.
  • Makes a great gift.

Second on our list of funny doormats, this product provides an invitation that’s both humorous to think about and to do. Someone that matches your sense of humor might even cave and do as it suggest – then you’ll know they’re a good guest.

At around $12, this mat is definitely on the lower end in terms of price, and some reviewers noted that it’s thinner than they expected. If you’re looking for a heavy-duty, long-lasting funny doormat, you might be happier choosing something else.


3. What Are You Doing in My Swamp Doormat

What Are You Doing In My Swamp Doormat

  • Protects your floors, keeping them clean and dry by trapping dirt and water.
  • Anti-slip mat suitable in patio, garden, Balcony, porch, deck, laundry room, garage, office or high traffic areas.
  • Easy clean: Simply vacuum the doormat with a hand-held vacuum, sweep with a broom, or shake off the . . .

If you’re a Shrek fan, you can’t hit the nail on the head better than with this funny doormat. Other Shrek fans will recognize it and love it!

It’s anti-slip, soaks up debris, and can be cleaned with a vacuum, broom, or by hand.

One reviewer noted that this product was smaller than expected, so keep in mind that the dimensions for this product are 24″L and 16″W.

4. Crack Home Doormat

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Crack Home Doormat

  • Non-woven fabric top, rubber back.
  • Suggested indoor use

This doormat adds a touch of lighthearted humor to your decor, while also helping guests embrace the craziness of kids, pets, and messiness that might be going on in your home. It also makes a great gift for a loved one that shares your sense of humor!

5. Oh Crap, Not You Again! Doormat

Oh Crap, Not You Again! Doormat

  • Humorous way to greet anyone who comes to your door.
  • Easy care; wash with hose and a brush. Dry flat.
  • Practical and durable – made in the USA.

Wouldn’t it be nice to tell your relatives how you really feel? Well, this is one way to tell them!

The Oh Crap, Not You Again doormat is made durable to hold up to any type of unpredictable weather. This mat measures 18×27- inches and can be easily washed with a brush and a hose.

The practical brown and black colors will fit in anyplace. What a perfect way to begin your new life in your new home.

6. You’re Like, Really Pretty. Doormat

You’re Like, Really Pretty. Doormat

  • Nice door mat for entrance doormat. Also a great gift choice.
  • Material: Durable heat-resistant non-woven fabric top. Backed with a neoprene rubber non-slip backing.
  • Feature: 3/16 inch thickness. The doormat is Machine-washable and it can be used indoor/outdoor.
  • Customizable: Custom printing processes make your photo on doormats for long time duration.
  • Customer Service: Please don’t hesitate to contact us if there is any problem. We will respond you under 24 hours and solve the problems for you.

Wouldn’t it be fun to watch your guests stand at the door reading this mat?

The top of this mat is made of a durable, heat-resistant non-woven fabric and the back features a non-slip neoprene rubber to make it safe in wet conditions.

The versatility of this mat allows you to use it indoors or out and it is 30″L x 18″W inches with a thickness of 3/16-inches.

It will resist fading and fight off mildew, but the best thing about this mat is the ability to wash it in the machine.

This doormat is a must have for added joy and entertainment in your family.

7. Husband is Cool Doormat

Husband is Cool Mat

  • Made of high-quality felt and rubber
  • Non-slip backing can ensure the mat is stable on the floor and does not slide easily.
  • Absorbs moisture, dirt, and dust.

This product the epitome of humility and leaves you wondering who bought it – haha! It’s safe to say that any dad would love this. And guests will too.


8. If You’re Pizza Doormat

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If You’re Pizza Doormat

  • Durable heat-resistant, non-woven fabric top. Environmentally friendly anti-slip plastic bottom.
  • Machine-washable.
  • Suitable for indoor and outdoor use.
  • Absorbs water.

With a cute rhyming scheme and funny message, lots of people will relate to this when they come over. And, they’ll know to come bearing gifts if they want to get on your good side.

9. Did You Call First? Doormat


There you have it, 10 funny doormats. Now that you have been given this list, you probably can’t make up your mind as to which one you like best, so why not choose them all? Make sure you check out our how to be funny post.